officiallyhomo:

when you realize you didn’t do what you were supposed to do….

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When did I follow MASH confessions? AWESOME!

When did I follow MASH confessions? AWESOME!

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

Well you see, it’s a metaphor. Its a video game console, but it has no video games.

that is not a metaphor that is a paperweight

thatsonofamitch:

browningtons:

Well you see, it’s a metaphor. Its a video game console, but it has no video games.

that is not a metaphor that is a paperweight

Just watched the end of KH3D since I was too much of a wimp to finish the actual game. Got stuck on the second to last boss.

But holy shit that ending was awesome! Completely set up KH3 and actually brought a lot of things into clarity. Can’t wait for that!

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

once-upon-a-time-the-end:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

once-upon-a-time-the-end:

He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.

plastic-cyborg:

mmguitarbar:

Oh man. Kind of want! I could play all of the TV theme songs on that thing.Fender Custom Shop double-neck Jaguar/Bass VI on eBay

Good lord…

Holy shit….

plastic-cyborg:

mmguitarbar:

Oh man. Kind of want! I could play all of the TV theme songs on that thing.

Fender Custom Shop double-neck Jaguar/Bass VI on eBay

Good lord…

Holy shit….

technically?

It depends on people’s definition.

I have not inserted my peen into a vag.

I’ve done other things to one, but not that.