the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
I wanna kiss someone cute soon or I will explode
*Pretends you secretly think about me*
Business Business Business!
Literally my favorite gag in the movie.
my powers of influence have caught on
2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!
We’ll find you Ashley.
This post is scandalous.
reblogging because ashley cant.
BECAUSE ASHLEY CANT OMFG
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….